In the spring and summer of 2020, work dried up pretty comprehensively. Nothing like a lockdown to lock out the freelancers.
Friend and frequent collaborator Andy Potter is a freelance DoP, and about the closest I get to a colleague as a freelancer. If we’re ever going to make that short, he said, now’s probably a good time.
Making a short film on no budget turned out to employ all the principles and craft of work, and a few more besides. (I have never made recently torn flesh from raspberry jelly, cranberry jam, fake blood and white bread for work.) It served very well to keep the rust off the creative cogs, and throwing our energies into a passion project turned out to be a definite highlight in an otherwise barren wasteland of a year.
I had this script that Andy had liked when we were working together before. I dusted it off and adapted it a bit for lockdown, and we began casting around for drama students. It was rewritten, cast, and prepped in two months, and shot over two days on zero budget between lockdowns in July 2020, and edited throughout the lockdown winter. All the cast and crew gave up their time, and we all loved doing it. Watch it on a telly or a good system with decent sound if you can.
Lockdown’s a Picnic
10 minute short. Synopsis:
A group of friends celebrate the easing of the first UK lockdown with a get together in their local woods. Before long, however, they start to get sinister messages, and the fun of their new found freedom rapidly begins to evaporate.

Trailer
Behind the scenes
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Pre-shoot Zoom table read
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Night shoot woods briefing
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Premiere edit timeline
Shall we just Cannes it?
I submitted it to a few festivals, just for fun. Most of the big ones cost a fortune to enter. You’d need a new mortgage to put it into all of them, which considering we made it on a shoestring would have been rather silly. But the biggest of them all, the Cannes Film Festival, is free to enter. So I did.
CREDITS
Ground Up Productions & The White Words
Produced by Andy Potter & Simon White
Written and Directed by Simon White
Director of Photography Andy Potter
CAST
Dan – Nathan Linsdell
Julie – Madison Cooper
Geoff – Sam Grace
Lucy – Ella Petherick
Carol – Kaia Doig
Rick – Toby Cooper
Sam the dog as himself
CREW
Director – Simon White
DoP – Andy Potter
Camera (Night shoot) – James Philpott
Camera (Day shoot) – Andy Potter
Boom Operator – Jonathan Evans
Dog Handler – Maddie White
Production Assistants – Neil Smith & Toby Cooper
POST
Edited by Andy Potter & Simon White
Sound Design & Music Composition by Stan Sephton
Title Design by Neil Smith
Many thanks to Dave & Alison Burrough for the generous use of their land.
Music used under license: Wannabe, G9; Change The Mood, Above Envy; Broadwalk, Generation Lost. ‘Do You Get What You Pray For?’ written by Steven Battelle, performed by LostAlone, used by kind permission.