About me

My background is in advertising. I started in agencies as a copywriter in nineties London. (Sadly I was too late for the wild excesses and legendary lunches of the eighties.)

I’ve been freelance since I left London 20 years ago.

I have had ideas for hundreds of clients from AA to Zurich, using just about everything a brand can do to promote itself, from billboards to beermats, and telly to twitter.

Simon White The White Words

I’ve had extended periods where I did a couple of stints as creative director for a couple of years in agencies, heading up departments of a dozen or so, but mostly I work either in house or remotely for whoever wants me.

Increasingly these days, I work for clients direct. This can have great benefits in terms of costs and time for clients, and the advantage of long term trusted relationships. Some I just do ideas for. Some just copy. Some I just do films for. Some I do all of it for.

In addition to marketing, I have also written features, reviews, fiction, and sport, including short stories, a screenplay, short films, and two books on cricket The effing c-word, and Quick Singles, and a weekly national column for The Cricket Paper.

I play a lot of village cricket, golf, and pool, all fairly obsessively, and fairly badly.

Here are some of the names I’ve written or made things for over the years, either working with or for agencies, or as direct clients.